Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans...

1 Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2 Yelling at me for barking. Hello, I'm a DOG!
3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7 Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when Ifreak out every time we go back!
8 Getting upset when I sniff your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9 Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. -

Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?