This is the Thanks I get????

Dear Rescued, Foster Dog,

 You're brought in out from the heat, no food or water and giving a nice place to sleep, food to eat and love. Is this the way you thank us?

You eat our couch? And why for the love of dog slobber, won't you stay inside the fenced yard? Why must you continue to show us that - yeah you know how to get out?

Yeah, I'm talking to you. Would you please stop this behavior?
Thank you,
Foster Parents